So dees one dayyy I was lyyyke walkeen to da grocery store and lyyyke dees guy got all up een my juuunk and was lyyyyke, "DAYUM, you got some juuuuunk in yo truuuuuunk!" An I was alllll, "What da helll are you dooeeeeen?"
"Checkin' out dat juuuuuuunk, ese!"
"Well, you uglyyy, lyyyyyyyke you nasty ***!"
Then he lyyyyyke start cryin' and i lyyyke, "Run back to mommmy, beeetch!"
So dat's what he did...
Then layter, I was on dee way to da store on theee corner, an' I ran eento him again.
And I was lyyyke, "You take my baby?"
And he was lyyyke, "No, uh uh, I deedn't take your stupid little baby!"
And I was lyyyyke, "I don't care 'bout what you say, I don't care 'bout what you say!"